| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | A Foreword from Patrick Stewart | 01:01 |
| 2. | This Song Is Worth $50 | 52 |
| 3. | Ghostbuster! | 03:25 |
| 4. | Let's Do the Sex | 04:42 |
| 5. | Metaldonna Medley | 06:52 |
| 6. | Hedstronk | 25 |
| 7. | Gaslight Projection (Skit) [feat. Alex Dontre, Joshua Key, Robert Kersey & Matt Rzemyk] | 01:24 |
| 8. | Jameson Love Song | 03:25 |
| 9. | Bill Nye | 31 |
| 10. | Reading Rainbow | 50 |
| 11. | The Doom Song | 38 |
| 12. | Star Trek | 02:44 |
| 13. | Galaxy Song | 02:56 |
| 14. | Megaman | 05:39 |
| 15. | Avgn | 48 |
| 16. | Toejam and Earl | 01:26 |
| 17. | Talk About Not Talking About Food (Skit) | 01:19 |
| 18. | Chimichanga | 04:30 |
| 19. | Eat an Entire Pizza by Myself | 01:00 |
| 20. | Mi Queso | 02:23 |
| 21. | The Sombrero Prophecy | 03:44 |
| 22. | Sober on Saint Patrick's Day | 02:24 |
| 23. | A Reverse Foreward from Patrick Stewart | 02:58 |
| 24. | Outtakes | 06:30 |
| 25. | Cockblock | 04:37 |
| 26. | iSong | 03:01 |
| 27. | Tuff Luv | 04:07 |
| 28. | Orgasm = Love (Live-Ish M.A.F. Version) | 05:20 |
| 29. | Those Stupid Ifs | 05:18 |
| 30. | We Ran out of CD Space Again | 05:47 |
